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By Janell Hazelwood | Published August 29, 2012 | Full size is 620 × 480 pixels

“I drank spoiled milk.” This excuse adds a twist to the traditional stomach virus. Ayana Green, a manager for the State of Georgia, will never forget the day an employee called in with this reason for not being able to make it. It’s likely that the employee thought naming the exact cause of their illness would make their story seem more believable. However, Green remembers vividly thinking, “If you knew the milk was spoiled, why would you continue to drink it?”

“I drank spoiled milk.” This excuse adds a twist to the traditional stomach virus.…